The Carbon Prayer

Our Carbon, which art increasing

Evil be thy Name

CO2 emissions shun

That Gore’s will be done

On earth, that we may go to heaven

Give us today our media-induced dread

And forgive how our eco-nonsense has misled

As we forgive them who warn “Green is the new Red”

And lead us not into Climate-gate upheaval

But deliver us from warming periods medieval

Though the science be lacking,

Send ‘deniers’ packing

All sense to sever.

Amen

© Peter C. Glover, 2010 (with hat-tip to the Author of the original)