You may remember a huge bushfire in Israel last year that seemed to rage out of control for some time.

You may have heard the knee-jerk reaction from serial liars environmental activist group Greenpeace that it was caused by global warming, like the recent never-ending drought floods in Australia were also caused by the same phenomenon. (Apparently the floods are what we expect with a warming climate as increased evaporation puts more water into the atmosphere, unlike the expected climate-induced drought when increased temperatures cause less water in the atmosphere).

Anyway, back to the fires in Israel. In a development totally unreported in Australia, an investigation into the cause of the fires has determined that, ironically, they were caused by an environmentalist at a "Rainbow Festival" who burned her toilet paper after use to remove all human waste from the environment. She managed to also remove a lot of environment from the environment and release lots of that terrible poison CO2 into the air.

Greenpeace has not retracted its earlier claims, as you would expect from a "Green" organisation.

Jerusalem Post article here