Babylon Bee: Women Shocked To Learn Pill Designed To Murder Babies Might Not Be Safe

Women Shocked To Learn Pill Designed To Murder Babies Might Not Be Safe

Health·Apr 28, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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SEATTLE — Women across the country have been shocked to learn that mifepristone and misoprostol, pills designed to murder babies in the womb, might not be all that safe.

Studies are now showing an alarming rate of debilitating and lethal side effects that can occur when taking the pill that is specifically made to kill babies.

“I never would have thought a pill that is specifically designed to kill a child could possibly be harmful,” said one woman. “They should really put that on the label.”

“This is alarming,” said another woman who had just ordered the pills over the phone without even seeing a doctor first. “The very pill that violently destroys an unborn child could also be dangerous? It is a real cause for concern.”

Health experts from Planned Parenthood are encouraging women to ignore the latest concerning studies and have more abortions. “You’ll work up a tolerance to the potentially lethal side effects if you take the pill constantly,” said Dr. Ellen Mortia. “I recommend ignoring all warnings and ordering more mifepristone and misoprostol. We now offer them in cherry flavor!”

At publishing time, women were further shocked to discover that surgical abortions are pretty dangerous too.

Quote for the Day

Truly, a Christ-follower can never fulfil his destiny by mere self-empowerment, rather, that follower needs to function in the context of the Body of Christ (1 Corinthians 12:11-26). Joseph Mattera

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Today’s Sermon

The sermon for April 27th is now available on the New Life web site.

In this sermon, which is based on Luke 24:13-53, Margaret Baxter talks about Jesus The Eye Opener.

Unfortunately the recording was started part way into the sermon.

Click here to listen in your web browser or to download the mp3

Quote for the Day

belief in something. In order to have an effective movement, there usually has to be one primary visionary person serving as the catalyst. A person with great vision is necessary to overcome all challenges and making sure there is a significant accomplishment. Joseph Mattera

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