I went from 104 kg to 86 kg over night.

It's a miracle cure.

No diet, no exercise.

How did I do it?

I bought new scales. 😀

The old one said I was 104 kg and I knew that was wrong, but it's a bit lame to take your scales back saying they make you weigh too much. So I bought a digital scale on EBay. It arrived today, so I put it down on the loungeroom floor, after I worked out the crazy Chinglish instructions. It said 86 kg- the same weight I was when I was 25 and much thinner!

When I put the scales on a hard floor it showed 96 kg. I'm working at getting to about 80 kg, so there's a bit of work to do yet.